'Ranga

I only just a few weeks ago found this word "Ranga", meaning redhead, and short for Orangutan. Myself being one of the Chosen Few, I had to do something with the knowledge . . . So,

There once was a Redhead - ( a 'Ranga)
With a lustrous and luminous whanger
So bright was the light
On his red pubes at night,
His wife made him wear a black franga . . ! . .